How I imagine the plot of an ACOTAR Prequel about the Bat Boys🦇:
(Comment something that would happen in the prequel)
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Draco: That famous kid from my class is so fine omg
Harry: Stop calling me that I’m literally your boyfriend
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Draco: Why would you do this to me?
Hermione: Draco—
Draco: How could you?! After everything I’ve done for you?!
Hermione: Draco—
Draco: Why would you choose him instead of me? Tell me, Hermione. Why?
Hermione: Draco—
Draco: Is he better than me? Does he do anything that I don’t?
Hermione: Draco! I’m sure Crooks will happily move over to make room for you on the couch.
A few seconds later
Hermione: Such a good boy, aren’t you, Crooks?
Draco: Why would you call him that instead of me? Is he a better boy than I am? I, too, can move over! See? Does he…
Hermione: *muttering* God, give me strength.